by Frazer May 13, 2004
excited jumping up to greet someone and forgetting that you had a drink between your legs
the person you greet exclaims ' damn, looks like you got total scrotch on the rocks, comrade!' (and of course your comrade and half the club laugh hysterically while your rocks recede painfully up into your chest)
the person you greet exclaims ' damn, looks like you got total scrotch on the rocks, comrade!' (and of course your comrade and half the club laugh hysterically while your rocks recede painfully up into your chest)
by Deadskin July 07, 2009
Like omg I totally have scrotch rotch after eating all that tuna salad and having unprotected sex with that guy!
by oOober July 02, 2010
Emma: Did you just see that?
Nathan: What?
Emma: That guy was just scrotching under his library cubby.
Nathan: What?
Emma: That guy was just scrotching under his library cubby.
by coopscoop1234 December 08, 2011
Mike: Hey man glad I could meet you at the bar, whats up?
Billy: I'm good man, you?
Mike: Ah man what the fuck are you doing?!?
Billy: What?
Mike: Why the fuck are you scrotching in the middle of the room?
Billy: I'm good man, you?
Mike: Ah man what the fuck are you doing?!?
Billy: What?
Mike: Why the fuck are you scrotching in the middle of the room?
by Big Cock Jones January 27, 2014
A male relaxation technique, where one takes ones testicles and gently dips them in warm water, sometimes whiskey or deep heat can be added for that extra tingle
dude you never get stressed! and your sprem count in off the chart, whats your secret? a Scrotching dip once or twice a week
by breakdance1011 February 01, 2011