Scruncle

To simultaneously scrunch and crumple something.

When I found out I was adopted I scruncled my birth certificate.

I totally scruncled my car last night

by Shazamole July 31, 2011

scrandled eggs

When you're high as fuck at a Denny's and you order hella eggs.

yo can I get some of them scrandled eggs

by Glassy Moore March 27, 2015

Scrankle

Slutty money hungry female hood rat

Oh no here come that scrankle Big Bird,shes always hitting me up for sumething!

by Violet Skye's October 15, 2016

scrindlebeeper

A kind loving caring person who cares for the world and everyone in it

See, united kingdom friends (scrindlebeepers place)
Facebook.

Isn't scrindlebeeper kind.
Scrindlebeeper has great optimism.

by Werdna Drof March 18, 2021

Scrunklefuck

Adored but frustrating.
An asshole you love. Doesn't even have to be an asshole.
Lovable, but god fucking damn, could they not?

This bastard is a scrunklefuck.

by Lucky Ruell April 18, 2023

scrungle

The motion/act involving intense squashing/ripping/tearing/mutilating of an object or being. deforming an object through rage, deliberately with force, re arranging the formation of objects. scrunching or bunching up an object in a fit of rage or humour.

Dont look at me like that or i will scrungle your face....

She made me so angry i just scrungled the corner of the sofa.

by Ashyr February 7, 2009

Scrunkle

A small, blonde, glasses wearing fiend who has no sex appeal whatsoever and will say no to anything you ask. She appears as though she could just be picked up, scrunched into a ball and thrown in the bin. She's the type of person who would sign up to be in a play and do nothing. I'm being serious, she'll do literally nothing. Bitch.

Teacher 1: "Let's give her the part"
Teacher 2: "No she's a total Scrunkle"
Teacher 1: "Oh yeah you're right."

by yourmumsdream May 17, 2015