scrambled jizzoke

when you blow your load on a girls forehead and you dirty dick it and stip it up

I totally scrambled jizzoked Kyle's mom last night

by gregmaster April 18, 2010

Scratter

Someone who lives off state benefits and has never worked in their life. Often overweight and can be found in town centres with 3 screaming kids and cans of lager in hand swearing loudly.

Look at those scratters, they should be shot at birth.

by fatbob May 8, 2003

Scrambled Smegs

When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.

I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

scratter

Dirty scruffy dole dossing bastard who originates from housing estates, frequents Nettos (Cheap Supermarket and drinks cheap lager / cider like its going out of fashion. Not unknown to leave kids home alone.

N E T T O thats where all the scratters go

by Moz November 7, 2003

spratted

To recieve a cumshot via facebook. (v) to be spratted on.

Robert always wanted to bone Bernice but she was not into him so he spratted on her instead.

by FCDP11 July 22, 2011

Scratter

Device for turning whole apples into apple pulp, prior to stacking as "cheeses" for juice extraction by a cider press.

There is an 18th century scratter at Westons Cider Mill

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Shrattled

To wake up with a hangover and find your apartment a living mess from the night before because you were so drunk, horny and lonely that you decided to break or dismantle everything like a money in solitary confinement.

Bruce woke up covered in a shower curtain in his bathtub to find he had thrown a knife through the TV, smashed his skateboard over his stereo and left ramen noodles cooking on an open stove. His apartment was shrattled.

by Pippo101 March 16, 2012