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Scottism

A book of collected words or phrases spoken by someone named Scott.

Words and phrases which are inaccurate, silly, mispronounced, mistakenly said. Not said correctly

They then get added to the 'Scottism' book. Mainly added because they're funny and make people laugh unintentionally
That's another scottism

Oh it's another one, add it to the book.

He's said another one, add it to the scottism book

That's a pearler, add it to the scottisms
by Avery brixton October 28, 2019
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The Scotsman's Curse

When one inevitably falls back to pursuing his ex girlfriend after a few fruitless months
"How is Moises in both the Singles Scots chat and the Tied Down Scots chat?" Pine asks

"I think he's fallen victim to The Scotsman's Curse." Nick replies
by mustin,dustymartin October 22, 2020
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the scotsman thrust

a sexual maneuver that requires a female or male partner with the ability to lift your weight with his/her legs.
this maneuver first takes place when the male(with an erection), or female(strapped with a dong) is hoisted by thier partner vertically into the air by thier partners legs and dropped so the gravity forced stabbing of the penis or male prosthetic toy is rammed into the oriface of ones choice.
I think i broke my penis when my girlfriend had me do the scotsman thrust into her mouth
by HSL-42 December 28, 2005
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Scotsman's Stare

The strange expression those North of the Border exhibit when they see an attractive member of the opposite sex.
Everytime the projector girl came into the room David Marwick gave her the Scotsman's Stare, it was as if he was back home in Edinburgh.
by Mark June 22, 2006
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Scoutism

A religion that believes that one of the playable characters in TF2, Scout. Is the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with TF2 Scout.

(I'm sorry.)
Friends: What's your religion?

Me: Scoutism..
Friends: What the fuck is Scoutism?

Me: Scout has saved us all...
by scout the maggot. July 30, 2017
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Scotsman's bollocks

"Would you like a biscuit with your tea? I have a pack of Scotsman's bollocks" (
by John Banjophonist October 1, 2020
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scotsmary

Scotsmary is an underrated editor and she is very pretty and her edits are awesome
Scotsmary is a great editor
by Sugarscrubs February 20, 2022
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