shlockered

(Noun) Very, very intoxicated. See also drunk, wasted.

Boy do I have a hangover. I got shlockered last night.

by ChelseaV September 11, 2005

Shlockabooger

Sophie

Come here shlockabooger

by Bean slawfish May 24, 2019

scock

sock used by males for means of depositing semen after masterbation. Also known as happy-sock

'I came in the scock.'

by FukinFATkid May 11, 2003

Aaron Schock

A very attractive young man who's involved in politics.
(Named after the Republican Representative from Illinois)

Jen: "That guy is such an Aaron Schock."
Katy: "Oh yeah, I'd vote for him."

by Paradis88 July 25, 2009

Schlock Mercenary

1. Noun: Anyone who produces crummy work for pay. Television script-writers are often denigrated with this term.

2. Proper Noun: A webcomicfeaturing a band of mercenaries in the 31st century (www.schlockmercenary.com).

1. Hollywood is full of schlock mercenaries.

2. My favorite webcomics are "Schlock Mercenary" and "Sluggy Freelance"

by Howard Tayler November 24, 2003

schlock rock

Corporate radio friendly music of low quality, often intended for adolescent males.

KBPI radio played nothing but schlock rock like Nickelback and the new Metallica until I was bored enough to switch to the am dial.

by lurker39 March 5, 2010

slocklock

Some random bullshit.

Slocklock is never used

by Po365wer October 21, 2019