bronx science theorem

1. theorem: stuy<bxsci

2. proof: given s1=1 for no1 thinks stuy is better, t=2 for its ranking after bxsci, u=3, y=4 for bxsci b4 stuy, b=5 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students get on a good day, x=6 for 666 bc we're all in hell, s2=7 for 7th pd lunch aka the only valid lunch pd, c=8 for i 8 michelles and got food poisoning again, i=9 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students wish they got, (1)(2)(3)(4)<(5)(6)(7)(8)(9) = (4!)<(9!-4!) = 24<15120 = a true statement.
3. afterword: the above is an example of what bxsci math dept does to ur brain.

a) most likely theorized by a park student tryna skip to bc

b) bronks kids r hella smart, also hella high all the time

c) if he take aps and has a blue pupilpath, u kno he on drugs boi

d) harris field.

stuy kid: stuy is better.
bxsci scholar: bxsci is better. its mathematically proven.
stuy kid: i-
bxsci scholar: recites bronx science theorem

by stoppid February 24, 2019

cristine the science queen

A Simply Nailogical character. The mother of all holosexuals and the creator of all good. She killed Bill Nye.

Cristine the Science queen is mom.

by Simplycristineismymomlogical April 18, 2018

Pioneer charter school of science 1

A nest of thots and ugly wanna be fuck boys that can’t do shit in their lives. Yes the teachers are wack too. If you get accepted do your self a favor and run as far as fuck as you can

Pioneer charter school of science 1 is ass

by Dragindeznuts September 5, 2018

for science

An exclamation added after suggesting an idea that is obviously terrible, or a request with sexual undertones.

1. You know beer pong, where you have a drink for each point? We should try beer-scrabble!... for science!

2. so you used to do a pole-dancing workout? you should send me a video of that.. for science!

by superwheels June 11, 2013

drop science

to educate (or "school") someone or show off the shit you know, usually in rap.

Yo rhymes are weak. Sit back and watch me drop science on yo ass.

by Nick D April 2, 2003

Computer Science

Is the in depth studies of the math and algorithms that are commonly used in computer systems and Computer Science will:

A) ruin your GPA...
B) make you hate your computer...
C) make your eyes bleed from reading too much code...
D) make you hate math and all things related to it...
F) not teach you how to make cool video games...
G) not teach you how to make neat animations...
H) teach you equations that hurt your head...
I) make you want to become a more violent person...
J) will make you gain weight from lack of movement...
K) ruin any chance of a college social life...
L) may be a cause of long term depression...
M) may make you suicidal!

Josie: "What the hell happened to Alex? I haven't seem him in THREE years!"
Johnnie: "He's right over there!"
Josie: "That fat pale guy with glasses? JESUS! THAT'S TERRIBLE! What happened to him?"
Johnny: "Yeah... Remember freshman year he decided to study Computer Science"
Josie: "OMG I would want to die!"
Johnnie: "Yeah... I think he might want to as well!"

by Koffeeaddict4eva July 31, 2012

AP Computer Science Principles

A completely useless class that was created basically so that the College Board can earn an extra buck. The class has not been accepted by any popular colleges or universities currently, as the class is completely based off of logic puzzles and nothing useful. AP Computer Science Principles does not have any learning base within it, since literally all of the practice questions can be answered by someone with no coding experience whatsoever. Basically, if you want a completely unenriching, free, and pointless hour tacked on to your schedule, then sign up for this class.

John- "Only half the kids killed themselves in AP Computer Science Principles today!"
Billy- "What!?! Only half!?!"

by crusty carl May 29, 2016