Schpunking

Jacking off and cumming all over the place just for the raw entertainment of pissing others off.

The punk was schpunking all over the bus seats just to see our expressions.

I schpunked on my ex's backpack.

by massive erection3 September 25, 2010

Schmackin

Performing at optimum condition.

Whenever Chelsea was with it she was really schmackin!

by Dew Pictures April 30, 2013

Schwackism

Arrogance usually reserved for hipsters and Californians, projecting the notion that they've been there, done that, way back before it was cool.

Dave was going to go to the Mastodon show but he sold his tickets claiming the band was too mainstream, he' such a schwack. I think he's become a troll for the schwackism movement.

by Dubsmith7 October 15, 2014

schacking off

To masturbate for the first time, but not knowing what to to

Damn it jimmy, if you can't figure it out, then don't try schacking off. Its dangerous if you don't know how to do it properly

by illogical philosticist November 29, 2014

Schmackin Dingers

Slang for hitting home runs, or saying you want to play some baseball.

" Hey bronx you wanna go out schmackin dingers?"

" Forsure dude lets go"

by Mattonic January 6, 2018

Schwabbin

When you reach the level of intoxication that everything has that half real half cartoon look to it, similar to the Charles Schwab commercials.

Hey man I took some shrooms about an hour ago and now I'm really Schwabbing.

by jso0003 May 28, 2009

Schmanging

Alternate term for having sex with a girl.

Dude what were you and Emma doing last night?

We were schmanging

by jfjfj December 12, 2012