Schlonkey

When a dick goes up a girls butt so she wont shit straight for a week

Schlon(g)- penis
(Don)key- ass- butthole

David gave Betsy a schlonkey, so she had to got to the doctor and have a rectal xray.

by A-phish January 30, 2010

schwacket

An article of clothing that is a combination of a sweater and a jacket.

Is that a jacket you're trying on? No silly, it's a schwacket.

by brew21 August 22, 2010

schwanky

Term for a ritzy or high-class place or building. Usually used by people that lack the class to actually ENTER such places.

"That BigBoy's is schwanky like a BITCH!"

by Obi Juan September 7, 2005

Schwank

adj.
A word used to describe something, someone, or a situation that is insanely awesome.

"Wow the snow is really comin down hard"
"Hell yeah the pow pow will be schwank!"

by Sun355 May 4, 2007

schwank

Synonymous to classy. From an early bicyle manufacturing company named Schwank. These were upscale bicycles around the 1940's. Expensive, flashy, and painted bright red with white lettering of the word "schwank". those lucky children who could afford these bikes were known as schwanks. The noun eventually transcended to become a verb when people began comparing something classy to Schwank bikes; schwanky.

Why is Billy driving that busted Jeep Pacer? What ever happened to his Schwanky Audi?

by Ryan C. Martin June 25, 2007

Schenkey

Someone of great looks, intelligence, athleticism, and overall importance.
deriving from schenk or shenk, schenkey is an overall gift to the world

chuck norris is such a SCHENKEY

by notLoganS. April 29, 2011

cock schwacker

A person that takes his penis and bends it back into his asshole for pleasure.

Casey is a cock schwacker, he likes his cock in his asshole! haha

by Steve The Choad Pirate June 26, 2006