schmegged

The hit before an amount of marijuana is completely finished.

When smoking marijuana, there's always one hit before it's cashed. instead of saying "I think it's done, but I'm not sure, you try it" just say "It's schmegged" instead.

by padge December 2, 2005

Schwanked

To go completely gay (ramming, rimming, sucking, etc ) for a small amount of drugs or money.

Can you believe Jesse actually did that?

Yeah man, he really just got Schwanked!

by Pillowcase911 July 20, 2019

Schwagg Muffin

A chick who thinks she's hot and dresses like a hot chick, but is actually pretty ugly and/or fat.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that fat ugly chick, why does she think she can dress like that? It's just gross.

Guy 2: I know, man. She's a real schwagg muffin.

by Da Moustafocka March 14, 2009

Scagged

The feeling you get after a massive night on alcohol or better still, drugs (ecstacy, speed etc are prime examples.) Basically a hangover, but worse.

'How did you pull up mate?' 'Scagged as fuck man.'

'Mate i'm a fucking mess, scagged as fuck.'

by bramma n bertzzzz July 18, 2009

Schwangers

When something is supercool and happening.

a party can be Schwangers cos its so hot.....

by Sharendra Panday November 29, 2006

Patrick Schwasted

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

by Justin Barowski May 1, 2006

schwanger

A female that has many sexual encounters with more than one male. A synonym for slut !

A schwanger is a female hooking up with randoms randomly.

by Romeo12345 January 29, 2009