schwagger

The ablity for a white person to have ablities at sports similar to a black person with swagger

*makes a bball shot*
Travis-Niice, you got some serious swagger
Mike-Nah I got schwagger

by dyleon696 April 26, 2009

schwaiger

abnormal erection

dude she gave me a schwaiger !

by bobbi yurld December 8, 2010

Schlager

Fucking idiot who gets a cab 1 block from his destination. Also known as a cock blocker.

I would have hooked up with Miss Iowa except my buddy pulled a Schlager!

by Nick January 14, 2004

schwing schwanger

the Part of the male anatomy that is used in sexual affairs

yo, girl you dont know about my schwing schwanger.

by discat2g September 20, 2004

Schwagerl

The epitome of awesome. A family tree of petite folks, focused mainly in MN.

An un-pronouncable last name.

Hey look it's that short Schwagerl kid!

by tinypants August 1, 2009

schlager

Shitty lager, possibly short for Grolschlager. In my opinion it is any kind of piss lager that you have to buy when the chips are down, i.e. Pabst, Hamms, Natty, Keystone, Milwakee's Best, Icehouse, or any other derivitive that sells for about 25 cents a can. The word is used in the famous debauchery anthem by Ween "Booze me up and get me high".

"All that schlager at the bar,
Flakes of gold swim in my brain"
Ween fucking rules, Boognish!!!!!!

After betting all his money on the losing cock at the cockfight, Billy could only afford to drink schlager until the end of the month.

by Runaway Jim June 12, 2005

Schwater

(Noun)
Est.2001

A substance that is excreeted anally that is a mix of water and the shits.

"Andy had to run to the bathroom because he had tacos that gave him Schwater bad.

by Prodigler February 8, 2008