When you wipe and you really want to get clean but you had something funky for lunch and no matter how much you wipe, it doesn't seem to work. That kind of shit is a Schumer
Sorry babe I missed the whole movie but I just had a Schumer to take care of. Now I have carpel tunnel from the repetitive motion.
by Dogplorable March 30, 2020
Get the Schumermug. To Schumer (verb):
(a) To cave or yield to political pressure, often compromising one's principles or party's interests.
(b) To aggressively seek media attention or insert oneself into the spotlight, often at the expense of others.
(c) To make bold statements or promises, but ultimately fail to follow through with substantive action.
(a) To cave or yield to political pressure, often compromising one's principles or party's interests.
(b) To aggressively seek media attention or insert oneself into the spotlight, often at the expense of others.
(c) To make bold statements or promises, but ultimately fail to follow through with substantive action.
Stephanie said she was going to fight the parking ticket, but she ended up Schumering once again.
Yeah, that dude did it again. He Schumered it, it's like he's looking for the most creative way to give up every time and piss everyone off.
Yeah, that dude did it again. He Schumered it, it's like he's looking for the most creative way to give up every time and piss everyone off.
by patchmonkey March 14, 2025
Get the Schumermug. a person of the Jewish persuasion who argues everything will be okay if we just let the Nazis have their way
by SoylentGrin March 14, 2025
Get the Schumermug. A phrase that is said or given out loud when an individual makes an unfunny remark or joke- That of something Amy Schumer would make.
by ThatCurlyHairedKid March 11, 2021
Get the Schumer Humourmug. by Imamamam January 24, 2023
Get the Schumersmug.