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Was feeling this guy and he wasn't packing. My first thought was .. CENA SCHUMER...."sex with you would be an awkward train wreck!!
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by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009
Get the Schmerti mug.I walked the lonely streets of the exchange. I came upon a statue of two bucks mating. The front buck expressed a look of unprecedented pleasure. But a closer view revealed a whisper of pain. As both an amateur and a virgin of art interpretation I concluded the buck was in a state of schmerzvergnugen.
by KRmd May 3, 2020
Get the schmerzvergnugen mug.A school that was designed by someone with no brain, has classes in the hall, makes the cooking class cook for the cafeteria, has no actual cafeteria or stage, decided to start a rap battle club even though they're losing money and are somehow proud of how shit they are
"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"
"Wtf"
by WhyamIhere2 November 26, 2019
Get the Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school mug.Joe: Your girlfriend was really upset that you forgot to call her again last night.
Matt: But she told me not to.
Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.
Matt: Well, schmerp.
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Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.
Matt: But she told me not to.
Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.
Matt: Well, schmerp.
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Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.
by KNor August 2, 2010
Get the Schmerp mug.Schmerz is the most dangerous alcoholic punch known to man. It is both delicious and dangerous. The word Schmerz means "Pain" in German, and accordingly, schmerz may leave its drinker feeling many regrets for the decisions previously made.
Schmerz is made by mixing the following
2 liters of Sunny D
2 liters of fruit punch
6 cans of red bull
one bottle of Cook's champagne
750 ml of Everclear
Schmerz is made by mixing the following
2 liters of Sunny D
2 liters of fruit punch
6 cans of red bull
one bottle of Cook's champagne
750 ml of Everclear
by Mr Cnowledge September 24, 2015
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