schrank

Functioning as either a noun or a verb, it is acceptable to use in any context to describe an object or place in the physical world, with the exception of a typewriter. In the verb usage, to be "schranked" implies being fucked with to the nth power.

Noun: "I put my schrank in your bait box."
Verb: "Honey, I schranked the kids!"

by sungodRa April 15, 2008

schwank

the upper mid grade of marijuana bud that can be found for reasonable prices.

Man, the dank was too expensive, but the schwag looked like some poor grade marijuana, so i went with the schwank.

by Nate and Chris October 7, 2007

shpanks

thanks, usually said by teenage girls

Shpanks for the cookies.

by selkie grrrl November 7, 2011

Per Schlanka

The act of vigorously paintbrushing someone across the face.

My crazy cousin Billy straight per schlanka the guy behind the bar.

by OG Muppin & MC Muppin February 13, 2022

schwankey

Something very Cool, Posh, Fashionable, Uber Stylish.

"WoW, did you see Wubi? He's really Schwankey with that laptop!"

by Prepare thy Hamlet May 15, 2014

Shpank

A cross between, or combined use of, shanking and spanking. Usually performed during or after a sexual encounter; in most cases by accident, however, some are out of anger or disappointment at a preceding exchange of sex that just occurred and left one or both participants unhappy and unsatisfied. A person may shpank their partner by spanking them with the sharp end of a knife, thus stabbing them in the butt, and leaving for an incredibly awkward and painful night. A shpank can also be performed on accident by an attempted shanking that missed, due to confusion of butt location due to saggy pants.

Ouch, my girlfriend shpanked me last night and it hurts when I sit down or poop.

by Fart McBitch August 20, 2009

Schlankenstein

Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.

Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!

by Ashely Bellocq March 6, 2007