schaferwafer

A schaferwafer is the baddest in the game, usually the common first name is Hannah. If you're not a schaferwafer you ain't anybody. She's shy at first but then she's a poplin good time when you get to know her! She generally has blonde hair and blue eyes, and a slightly upward nose. She loves sandwiches and her favorite number is 5. The people she hangs out with is usually a Maddy or a Caroline. She usually is obsessed scarves and prefers leggings over jeans. All in all if you are a schaferwafer you are one lucky gal.

Girl: "Man, she's on point. I bet she's a Schaferwafer."
Guy: "She's definitely girlfriend material."

by mersavalopookins March 15, 2015

schafer

a word for an extremely large number when you cba to say that number

the earth is huge it weighs 1 schafer

by beh wah August 21, 2008

schaafed

1. verb- the act of schaafing. when you have been given alcohol or other judgment imparment substances and then taken advantages sexually by the person providing you with the substance.

You are at a party, a guy gives you a lot of jungle juice, causing you to almost blackout or blackout. He then begins making out with you. You would never make out with him if you were sober, or even slightly drunk. You've just been schaafed

by Michelle Bradley February 10, 2009

Schpader

A derogatory term such as loser.

Later schpader.

by Nico B August 5, 2008

schpade

Variation of spade. Like the playing card, with a schp.

Rich is an absolute (guzzler)...I have to call a schpade, a schpade

by Dominique21 October 20, 2005

Schafe

Used to describe someone who feels calm around a group of friends; differs from 'safe' in the context where it is used to implement further security.

"Ellie I feel so schafe when you're around"

by Mystical Schafe September 17, 2018

Schlafen SS

Sleeping Nazis.

Herr Kommandant! Ze troops are asleep!
Oh, you mean the Schlafen SS?

by Jim Pickens December 7, 2020