Sconed

When someone has had a more then an adequate weekend fuelled with copious amounts of alcohol and pingers and on Sunday decides to simmer down with weed and is feeling very much stoned and scattered.

Brendan was very sconed Sunday after his weekend at Cartel nightclub.

by RobynAK November 9, 2017

sconed

past-tense verb to describe how badly a n00b or n00bs failed. used commonly against the clinically n00btastic. see pwned, n00b

Me: "you just got sconed"
person I schooled: "like a pastry"

by haribular May 20, 2007

Schmoned

Combo on Smoke and stoned, the "ch" is just for fun

I got so schmoned last night

by Sassy Schmoner May 27, 2012

Schoner

When you are messing around with a hot chick, and right before sex you cant get a boner because you have to shit so bad.

I was about to nail the hot neighbor chick but then I got a massive schoner.

by bluntfest69 June 24, 2010

get sconed

A word created by Kevin and Arthon to be used mainly as something to replace "owned" or "pwned".

Other forms:

get zoned
get coned
get phoned
get sewn

charanvattanakie: gay this faggot is hacking

nicemental: get sconed

by nicemental January 23, 2009

Schoney

an abundance of meat

The chef had a schoney which prepared him for a weeks worth of meals.

by Sidan January 26, 2011

schnedden

Derogatory term for a vagina in the southeast of London

Get right up that schnedden tra la la la

by matt johnson king of the blue rave August 14, 2016