schnorkel

1. V. The brief out-breath when a dog prepares to sniff you and sprays a mist of dog goobers on you.

2. N. The goober mist emitted from a happy doggy's nasal out-breath.

"Yuck! I went to pet Pugmo and she schnorkeled me. I gotta go wash up." (From non-dog lover)

"Pugmo is so cute with that schnorkel breath." (Dog lover)

by Urbans Sprouts January 6, 2009

schmorkus

A word to describe someone when you're angry.

GOD DAMN THAT MOTHER FUCKING SCHMORKUS!

by ARandomWobbuffet November 10, 2022

Schnorkel

All parts of speech, meaning anything having to do with smoking cannabis.

"Would you like to schnorkel? " "Use this schnorkel to schnorkel" "Don't forget to bring some schnorkel" "This is my schnorkel pipe"

by WashingtonStoners May 28, 2018

Schnarks

Another word for saying Shit. or saying Fuck or Fucking

Holy Schnarks That is incredible!
What the Schnark is going on here!
You Guys best stop Schnarking around here!

by Robdino March 21, 2009

Schnork

Verb used almost exclusively with dogs. Meaning to roll or rummage around joyfully, usually face first, while making happy noises, in bedding or on a couch

My dog is so funny the way he schnorks on my bed after we come in from a walk

by Bammbammy January 29, 2019

Schnorful

Dylan

There were two Dylan’s and now it’s a schnorful.

by Schnorful October 2, 2021

schnorkeling

verb. /ʃnɔ -kəl-ɪŋ/ simultaneously screaming, crying, throwing up and urinating (typically in the “worst way possible”)

“That week-ass meme had me schnorkeling on the bathroom floor”
“Officer give me some space, I’ve been schnorkeling uncontrolably for the last 20 minutes”

by CrabCycle October 31, 2021