1 definition by CrabCycle
verb. /ʃnɔ -kəl-ɪŋ/ simultaneously screaming, crying, throwing up and urinating (typically in the “worst way possible”)
“That week-ass meme had me schnorkeling on the bathroom floor”
“Officer give me some space, I’ve been schnorkeling uncontrolably for the last 20 minutes”
“Officer give me some space, I’ve been schnorkeling uncontrolably for the last 20 minutes”
by CrabCycle November 1, 2021