schlurgin durgin

the sound derf makes when he gets surprised (similar to oi vey)... or a german cowboy.

That there schlurgin durgin just did a hoot of a job. Yee Haw.

by kpowpow August 22, 2010

Schruting

To mess up or make a large misake.

Made popular by the American sitcom, "The Office", it was quoted by Michael Scott, who said he was " Schruting " it. Named after fictional Dunder Mifflin employee Dwight Schrute, who frequently messes up.

Michael: " Aw, I Schruted it!"
Darryl: " Schrute what?"
Michael: "You know, Schruting it, I messed up big time, Darryl. "

by musicalman778 April 18, 2014

schmirgin

someone who has not yet been deflowered by a schmidt

Listen Schmody, I have to admit that I am not a schmirgin.

by KateBrien October 15, 2017

schmeeting

A low-key gathering of people brought together to smoke marijuana.

Yo. My grandma is still awake, so we are schmeeting in the garage. Bring the fatty that you just rolled.

by TronBee October 26, 2017

Schmelting

When you’re at a rave typically in the centre of the crowd / or front where it’s most hot and you feel like you’re melting because you are extremely hot. This is the combination of sweat and stickiness caused by taking excessive amounts of Molly.

“The bass is IN MY FACE!”
“I know I’m schmelting”
*smiles* *music buzzez* “mmmmmm, me too. I’m schmelted”

by dineanxoxshg February 22, 2018

Schmuctivity

Noun: an activity or event that only people of passive qualities attend, as the result of a feeling of obligation

That schmuck Shelby sure is exhibiting some schmuctivity

by TheBaddieB July 3, 2019

Schmidtin’

To live life to the fullest. Eat pizza and clap cheeks. Lift the gut, slide in there, beat it up, and Swayze. Schmidt it and quit it.

“Hey what are you getting into tonight?”

“Oh you know, might fuck around and do a lil Schmidtin’”

by Monkey Sack August 24, 2019