schmonday

An extra day to a weekend. This day would reside between Sunday and Monday and tends to be a needed day of rest after a fun and busy weekend. It may also refer to a non-productive Monday because of a busy weekend.

"I really need a schmonday after this weekend trip because I can tell its going to be a grundle of a day."

by generalChaos August 26, 2013

Schmorf

When something/someone sucks - but you want to keep it on the DL

This 8am class is schmorf

by Schmorf September 15, 2016

Schmore

The best kind of friend anyone could ever ask for. A schmore has put up with your nonsense time and time again and still loves you unconditionally. They are by far the sweetest, most caring person that you know and you would do anything for them in return. They are your other half and it's as if you two share a soul, making them your "soulmate". You two often deal with hard times but ultimately are even more connected from this.

"I would like you to meet my schmore.#

"Do you know Graeme? He's my schmore."

by Samofgod November 17, 2016

schmorgelhoffen

It means whatever the hell you want it mean. You can say it as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. Whatever the fuck you want it to be. Mainly used by itself to confuse people.

whisper into the ear of an unsuspecting victim..."schomorgelhoffen"

by Nick Hogue February 11, 2004

schmortz

LAZY! One who watches and pretends to work while others actually work. One who does more complaining then working. Jabberjaw who never shuts up.

I cant stand working with such a schmortz!

by Sal the Supervisor January 9, 2008

Schmorgalot

A female that is ugly as hell.

Man Hector's girlfriend is a straight schmorgalot! Ugly as hell!!

by JOJOYAYA February 7, 2010

schmorgle

To massively cuddle or tackle an animal. To hug the hate or sadness out of them.

I have been away from home for a week, I'm going to schmorgle my cat so hard.

by What are you doing in Canada? May 23, 2017