schmoogle

A term meaning a really well-known fact researched on Google.

Boy: What are you looking up?
Girl: How to breathe on Google.
Boy: God, that's such a schmoogle.

by buster bobtownn August 12, 2015

schmoonie

Slang for women's genitals, synonymous with pussy, cunt, vagina, box, and nana.

There's something wrong with my schmoonie, maybe I shouldn't have sex.

That girl's schmoonie is so tight it's bangin!

by Mike in Davis May 28, 2007

Schizogreenia

Behavior that exhibits ambivalence towards environmentally sound practices. Typically, the afflicted is unaware of said ambivalence.

"Hop in my new SUV and we can speed over to the recycling center."
"You have serious schizogreenia man."

by T. Barr July 1, 2008

schmooper

A term of endearment, usually pertaining to a dog.

come here schmooper, good schmoops!

by Pablo de sha June 10, 2019

Schmoogle

1) a word that means what ever you want it to mean designed by field hockey players in a cult so no one will understand what they are talking about.

-"Juan would you like to schmoogle with me after school?"

-"Why would you ever eat that disgusting schmoogle!"

-"Wow, my schmoogle really hurts me today..."

by schmoogler14 January 8, 2011

schmoobie

A person who is just a straight up doobie schmoobie. Just an idiot, doucheface.

Look at that schmoobie, he’s such a nerd.

by Doobie. March 6, 2018

Schmoolie

(1) Adjective. Someone who exhibits illegitimate behavior.

(2) Someone who makes questionable calls or screws people over.

That guy was being a real schmoolie, I can't believe he decided to skip out on the bill.

by jtd205 April 11, 2010