schmicker 

the English corruption of the ancient (circa 1960's USA) phrase "schmuck, her." The phrase was doubly derogatory. It was used among heterosexual males to indicate worthless specimens of the species, as well as to further belittle said specimens by implying a highly effeminate nature. Eventually, an unwilligness to expend much energy on such "shmucks" prompted speakers to contract the phrase into "Schmicker," its current incarnation.

"Check out that Schmicker."

schmicker by Stud March 17, 2005

schmecker 

a constant heroin user

that schmecker shoots up every day

schmecker by junkie bitch<3 January 22, 2009

Schlonkey 

When a dick goes up a girls butt so she wont shit straight for a week

Schlon(g)- penis
(Don)key- ass- butthole

David gave Betsy a schlonkey, so she had to got to the doctor and have a rectal xray.

Schlonkey by A-phish January 30, 2010

Schmoozey 

Slick-fast, smooth talkin' conversation that keeps things light, fun, untrue and entertaining to get the ace in the hole. Being schmoozey is generally employed by schmoozers i.e. greasy weasels of human beings whose very nature is to talk their way into, or out of, any situation with B.S.

"Wow, Vince Vaughn must've been really schmoozey to nab Jennifer Anniston, 'cause she is waaaaaaay hotter than him"

Schmoozey by Ms. Peabody April 29, 2010

Schmecky 

Penis, a man's sexual organ.
a.k.a. Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

My schmecky is only two inches long, but your mom didn't seem to care.

Schmecky by BM49045 October 4, 2005

Schmoovey 

Youngin, on the upcoming, fresh, cool

Look at Paul over there, he's looking pretty schmoovey right now!

Schmoovey by Mexicarlos007 January 3, 2018

schlocker 

I feel the need to elaborate on the shocker..........

The Schlocker: index and middle fingers in the slit, thumb stimulating the clit, and just as she's about to climax, pinky in the trunk. So, much more erotic than the shocker, it's like touching Heaven and reaching for Hell.

schlocker by Miss Behavin' April 26, 2006