Schmeted

Verb: To get Utterly obliterated and thwarted

Joe got Schmeted when the semi truck ran him over

by FartFart420 February 12, 2022

Schmitted Up

Norway slang word for screwed up.

Well Oloff, You Schmitted that up...

by Sven Johansen December 24, 2004

Schmelzer Money

Money that materializes out of thin air. Also money can be acquired by becoming a schmelzer.

I will have to decline the invite to Hawaii, I am not lucky enough to have all that schmelzer money.

by Bird1 January 4, 2016

schmete

A small penis

I got a lil schmete

by Lilschmete May 4, 2018

schmete

Small penis

Check out my newest song on the lil schmete youtube channel

by Lilschmete February 21, 2018

Schmizzed

Being high out of your mind; unable to control anything.

Henry: yo Paul I so fucking schmizzed last night I don’t even remember it

Paul: oh trust me I know ;)

by Will i am March 11, 2019

Schmeeze

Another name for a vape or juul

Yo pass that schmeeze I’m fuckin feenin’ bruv

by jakobe1399 September 22, 2019