Schmendersexual

A girl or woman who finds herself attracted exclusively or mainly to homosexual men, normally because of their taste in clothes and style.

Jane could never get a date, because she was schmendersexual.

by Aequus May 1, 2006

Schmelzer Money

Money that materializes out of thin air. Also money can be acquired by becoming a schmelzer.

I will have to decline the invite to Hawaii, I am not lucky enough to have all that schmelzer money.

by Bird1 January 4, 2016

Schmeerios

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Cheerios brand. While still a toasted oat based cereal, Schmeerios are an inferior brand akin to a "white-label brand".

Tall your cheap-ass mom to stop buyin' these shitty Schmeerios and start buying the real stuff!

by beancrock July 15, 2019

Schmeeze

Another name for a vape or juul

Yo pass that schmeeze I’m fuckin feenin’ bruv

by jakobe1399 September 22, 2019

scherzer

Coolest family alive have super taste in dressing though they are sometimes hard to get a hold of never let one of them go! They are worth the wait

" wow those people are so cool they must be sherzers"

scherzer

by Samsamilia November 28, 2013

Schmeer

To "schmeer" yourself means to kill yourself

girl: mommy when i grow up i want to be a supermodel and eat pancakes all day!
mom: if that happens ill Schmeer myself

by chosen-one February 18, 2008

Schmeiser

Slang term meaning Penis. Literally meaning something that is used to Schmeis (Whip) as a strap etc.

Have you seen him? Wow. What a Schmeiser!

by Jay Hat April 7, 2007