schmegma

The dribble running down Monica's lips after blowing Bill.

This schmegma matches my dress.

by rereneau November 8, 2003

Schmegma

The dirty drop of ball sweat mixed with nasty fremunda cheese hanging in mid air between your balls and pants.

"Dude my schmegma had like 3 seconds of air that time"

by Frank Bertolli April 22, 2008

schmegma

Smelly, White, Cheese-like substance that forms on your dick.

"After a few months Schmegma forms on his dick...I love to lick it"

by Mad Whit September 9, 2003

Schmegma

An unidentified, often gross looking substance on door handles, refrigerators, phones, people etc. Schmegma can be found just about anywhere.

There is schmegma on the wall. Schmegma is falling from the sky. Is that schmegma on your face??

by Just some lesbian January 7, 2005

schmegma

the white creamy milky crusty disgusting ass crumb cheese curdled crap stuff that is on an uncirCUMsized shlong dong wang taleewacker

Blow Job Betty enjoooys liquid hot schmegma flowing from Christian Longfellow's fellow friend!

by Christian Longfellow January 21, 2004

smegmata

Severe smegma buildup. Curing may require intensive treatment.

Ronny's smegmata is so bad he had to boil his phallus in order to pee.

by Vironex May 23, 2007

schmegma

A formation of dead skin cells from your penis. Some people over produce schmegma, some people hardly have much of a problem at all.

I had a yellow formation, millimeters thick that seperated my foreskin from my head the area felt a tiny bit raw but I was fine afterwards.

by normalyosis January 25, 2005