schmeglets

any small quanity left of a substance worth keeping

Jack had merely schmeglets left of his sack to smoke.

by gava November 6, 2006

schmelly

instead of using the word smell

"My God Thats Schmelly"

by Law (the one and only) March 1, 2006

Smedley

Usually a last name for some people, These people are usually insanely nice, caring, loyal, and responsible and don't treat girls like shit but actually care for them and over-think everything nearly everything people say to them.

Smedley your so sweet your like the nicest guy ever!

by Hurc July 17, 2011

Schmedlap

noun - A witty and intelligent internet phenomenon that frequents internet chat rooms and message boards

This chat room was just a bunch of social rejects spouting insults at each other until Schmedlap showed up and turned this into a reasonable discourse.

by John Galt July 31, 2004

Schmegle

An overly undersized penis.

Man Hayden has a schmegle!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

Smedley

An unbroken string of musical-sounding farts, reminiscent of James Last records.

Also see Smelody.

'God Cynthia. What on earth did you eat last night? You've been bum-humming that Gershwin smedley for at least five minutes. I can't breathe.'

by Albert Woods September 27, 2007

Smedley

Racing term: A bearer of bad news. Usually directed at someone who is having a pretty nice day. Occasionally the message will be cryptic and/or coded, and will need to be repeated, forcing the listener to slow down and re-evaluate his/her life.

eg.1) Driver 2, driver 1 is faster than you. Driver 1 is faster than you. Can you confirm that you understand this message? eg.2) Not to sound like a Smedley here baby, but you could be a little quicker in Sector 2. Oh, and you have a spring stuck in your head...sorry.

by Britany's Passport December 27, 2010