schmeggie

The musky smell of unwashed genitalia.

Bro, it smells like schmeggie up in here.

by zookeeper alex December 22, 2007

schampier

A little fruity leprechaun who will try and steal your lucky charms when you are not looking.

When you go to Capitol hill watch out for the Schampiers

by Strong willed July 5, 2017

Schmappper

Noun: Schmappper or Schmapp
Def. One who Schmapps
Ex. "Your a fucking Schmapper."
Ex.2 "What the Schmapp."

Verb: To Schmapp or to be Schmapped
Def. To be schmappy to someone.
Ex. "Go Schmapp yourself."

Adjective: Schmapp
Def. To treat some one Schmappy.
Ex. "Yor treating him like a Schmappity Schmapp."

You are a schmapping schmappity schmapper, who like to schmapp schmappy schmappers.

by Schmapper2000PlusPlatinumSeries May 18, 2004

Shmagpie

When a chick fucks a guys face with her pussy.

"...that chick totally gave me a shmagpie last night..."

"Tonight we might go right to shmagpie"

by MisterSinister October 9, 2008

Schmag pie

Orgasm men or women

How many times did you Schmag Pie when we had sex?

by syllchick December 19, 2009

schmaggles

it's what the people of fraggle rock might say when they are pissed, duped, or frustrated. basically all the words i make up are replacements for swear words when ur frustrated.

"ahhh, schmaggles!"
"what?"
"i burnt the f-ing pizza."

by Dr. J April 24, 2005

schmackie

A slang for penis, as defined by Paul Reiser in the television sitcom Mad About You.

"Helen, what do you mean you didn't marry me for the size of my schmackie!?"

by Tits McGavin May 26, 2008