schloiken

the "king" in the realm of playing cards

yo yo yo yo yo, i got a straight: nine, ten, jack, queen, schloiken

by donatello December 17, 2003

Schlorking

Schlorking is when a kid drowns in a public pool, and you try to fit as many pool toys in the corpse as possible without getting caught. Having a group of 4-5 people to schlork is preferred, but going solo is equally acceptable.

Have you heard about Matt’s schlorking? God rest his soul.

by TheLubyLuber May 9, 2019

Schluckebier

A monstrous looking person, with very low level of intelligence. A Schluckebier often makes growling noises when it's either eating or drinking. A Schluckebier often spend its entire life at mental hospital with other retards like himself.

A: ''My nabo is making all these noises when he is eating, it is very annoying''.

B: ''He might be a Schluckebier!!''

by Hahahahaha22 September 5, 2010

schmurgen

a word used in positive confirmation of information, similar to affirmative.

Also used as a means of confirming comprehension of such information.

Jenny performs oral sex on Bjorn and when she finishes she wants to know if Bjorn enjoyed it, so Jenny says, "Schmurgen?" and in response Bjorn says,"Schmurgen."

by Schmurgen March 1, 2009

Schlicken

Creating an unwanted situation or problem.

The driver created a problem so he could return early.

Why did numb nuts come back early? He's Schlicken.

by Tomtom123 July 31, 2017

schlucker

A combination of schlong and sucker. Often used to describe girls that won't go all the way but will give a guy some oral.

guy 1 "hey, you been tagging that new chick of yours yet?"

guy 2 "naw, she's a schlucker"

by kaip March 5, 2004

schlurgen

noun: the head that comes out of your mouth when either beer bonging or chuggin beer. it's not backwash, sometimes can be confused with fomit
verb: the act of having some schlurgen

noun
person 1: "DRINK DUDE!!!"
person 2: "bro, that was tough!"
person 1: nasty bro, looks like a little bit of schlurgen on your shirt, wait that's my shirt!

verb
person 1:don't schlurgen all over my shit man...

by s. tom s. August 10, 2006