schlump

When you are in a bad mood or depressed but you dont really know why.

Dude , i'm in such a schlump right now.

by Nayomi January 12, 2008

schlump

A lazy, overweight, under- or unemployed, undesirable middle-aged man. Usually wears crappy clothing. Shaves infrequently. Has nonchalant attitude about everthing. A scrub.

(Headline from The Star) "Ben Affleck: from Hunk to Schlump"

by John Childers October 9, 2005

shlumpy

Feeling lethargic and ill groomed. One tends to feel quite "slumpy" when hungover.
A feeling of apathy generally accompanies slumpiness.

"I can't be bothered going out tonight, i feel so shlumpy !"

by Rocket01 September 19, 2008

Schlumpville

A state of being so drunk it's literally like your own world

Bro, Nate was in schlumpville last night

by taylr October 12, 2015

Schlumped

The state of being so high and/or miserable you’re just mentally tired.

Damn bro I just got dumped and I’m hella schlumped.

by Asshole.1234 May 24, 2018

schtumpy

It literally means alligator. I saw an ad with a kid singing about his schtumpy, and he was holding a stuffed alligator, so I assumed he was singing about his damn alligator. Or crocodile. What's the fucking difference?

Kiss my schtumpy, you little dweeb!

by Amelia V. Berkhaus October 13, 2007

schluppy

The state of both looking like you just rolled out of bed unshowered and feeling gross.

"Do you feel okay? You look kinda schluppy."

by ickamarie08 April 21, 2013