Schlort

Exact opposite of a Schlong. Belongs to men who feel the need to compensate with big four wheel drives. Fond of showing off their small tackle. Usually dickheads.

That guy sent me a dick pic of his schlort.... what a dickhead.

by iron mike 27 October 14, 2016

Schlor

When your girl sucks your balls with a mouthful of Mountain Dew

Jenny gave the the Schlor last night

by buttbees August 13, 2020

schlorkied

Midwestern slang for when a guy dresses up in a maid outfit and get bum fucked in a bathroom stall

Did you hear about how marcus got schlorkied yesterday?
Yeah pretty wild of him to do something like that.

by fliip3 January 21, 2022

schlormick

when anyone with last name mccormick does anything

Mr McCormick just schlormicked him

by schlormick April 29, 2023

Schlorp

in between a liquid and a solid (soup, jello, yogurt, etc)

I can't wait to schlorp my soup later!

by spookytoad February 24, 2021

schload

A hugh amount. A heaping propensity. shit-load.

My boss laid a schload of work on my desk today.

by blackthorne56 December 28, 2005

schlardiene

The juice aquired from squeezing an animals excrement.

Did you see Bear Grylls drink that schlardiene?!

by KripsyKreem December 17, 2008