Schlongtitude

The measure of the force released when one's pants are removed.

Tom's schlongtitude measured over 9000!

by SheerFlux November 4, 2014

Schlongdaddy

Another word for penis.

I saw Jason's schlongdaddy in the locker room yesterday. I'm jealous.

by Drakinite July 8, 2017

Schlongest

Alternative spelling of longest, used often during Billy Joel karaoke.

Whoa, oh oh oh, for the schlongest time.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

schlongagangflaung

basically fat coCk makes no sense

he got that Schlongagangflaung ;)

by Schlongagangflaung October 14, 2020

schlongest

the largest penis of all penises

I'm the schlongest

by schlongest November 14, 2020

Schlongaphorically

Of or relating to life fucking you

Schlongaphorically speaking, you’re fucked

by Schlingschlongbangbam May 7, 2021

schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng

Noun: Penis of large size

Verb: schlongalongadubbaoringagingawnging, to use the schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng as a stripper pole

W- wow, that's one schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng!

D-did I just see his schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng? (add uwu for extra accuracy)

Me and my man were out schlongalongadubbaoringagingawnging

by C00l_D00D69 February 10, 2022