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Sluzen Schlogenz

A cross between Cunt and fuck x 1000 used as an adjective to describe someone
That woman over there is rude. Yeah she’s a real Sluzen Schlogenz
by JHFMX September 15, 2019
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schlominate

Did you see me schlominate that kid in basketball?
by Jason Smash January 22, 2007
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schlomophobe

That Ralph guy really doesn't like Jewish people, he's such a schlomophobe.
by Kapybara September 2, 2011
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Schlobermoske

literal translation, shut up, quit pulling the mouse from me.

when you are on the computer and someone tries to remove the mouse from your possession.
Tyler is playing on the computer and his brother comes and tries to take the mouse from him, he yells Schlobermoske!
by Tylerjay April 13, 2009
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schlove

you are my schlove
by barbababa October 24, 2010
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Schmoment

An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.
Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.

Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.

Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
by Aaron Sagers July 5, 2005
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schlomper

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.
2) noun - a stupid person or thing.
1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!
2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.
by S.A. Khan August 31, 2004
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