schlazed

to get really high

"Tom and Paulie got schlazed the other day."

by Tuckerq23 October 15, 2007

Schlager

The act of falling face first, hands second.

Feefee schlagered when tripping on a rock.

by msycle November 10, 2011

schlager

An adjective meaning "drunk". Normally used in the past tense. "schlagered"

Comes from Wisconsin Attorney General Peg Lautenschlager who was arressted for drunk driving Feb. 2004.

See also, drunk

John got schlagered last night and threw up everywhere

by Sam March 26, 2004

Schlager

Just plain and simple a penis.

1: Hey bro lets do something.

2: Nah I got stuff to do around the house.

1: You're probably just laying in bed playing with your schlager.

by anonymous#1234 January 15, 2009

schlaznik

this is means ur an asian person.and are a fuckin wank tit fuck stain.

shut it ya schlaznik prick. or ill beat u like i was ur daddy or ill put a cap in ur ass.

by Johnny Dong July 6, 2004

schlagermilf

The permanently topless 'Mitteleuropean' (Dutch, German, Belgian, occasionally Swiss) woman who you kept seeing around the pool on your first Majorcan holiday – who consequently permeated your 14 year old self's every masturbatory fantasy for the rest of the two week stay.

"Properly cracked one off over that Anja from round the pool – the one with the massive nips that look like Zippy off Rainbow's eyes – she's a right schlagermilf!"

by Penny Traitor June 2, 2020

schlafen

"Einfach du nur mit Augen zu"

"hä? Schlafen?" "Ne, einfach du nur mit Augen zu"

by Batbaum April 16, 2021