lisa schwartz

Lisa Schwartz (Lisbug) is an American YouTube Star , entertainer, singer and actress. Has over 1 million subscribers on YouTube. com and is in a relationship with YouTube Star Shane Dawson and own Unicorn (Corny the Dog)

Lisa Schwartz is dating Shane Dawson

by Smiler April 10, 2015

Schvartze

1. (derogatory) Yiddish term for a black woman or girl (Schvartzer for a man or boy). Not so nasty as the 'n' word, but harsher than 'colored' or 'negro' in American English at the same time period (up through 1970's). Ironic also, since many Yiddish terms in Europe developed around maintaining privacy and concealing meaning from hostile non-Jewish German and Russian speakers, and many Yiddish speakers in the US through the 1960's believed black people, even the servants they employed, did not pick up on this.

Black maid picks up ringing telephone, New York City, ca. 1965: "Hello, Rubenfein residence."

Jewish woman of a certain age says: "Adele, is that you?"

The maid replies, "No. Mrs. Rubinfein is out, may I take a message?"

The other woman: "Who is this?!"

The maid again, weary: "This is the schvartze."

(True story, I knew all the parties involved, though I changed the names)

by googlyelmo November 12, 2013

schwartza

Yiddish or German term meaning "black person". It is not a hateful term.

Shaquille O'Neal is considered a schwartza since he is a black man.

by Michael Schwartz November 3, 2004

schartzmugel

An awful name given to a child by a set of awful parents. Schartzmugel is just a bunch of letter someone put together. Seriously, who tf made this name and said “hey this is cool, let me name my kid this” like no. If you name your child this abomination of a name, you are literally the devil.

Person 1: My name is John, what’s yours?
Person 2: Oh, I’m Schartzmugel.
Person 1: The fuck bro? I feel bad for you

by jiministy May 29, 2018

schwartza

A Yiddish term that American Jews use to call a black person a "nigger" without them knowing. It is extremely derogatory

Dad, why did you call Kobe Bryant a dumb schwartza when he hit the winning shot against us?

by Ahomes23 May 11, 2008

Schwartzando

A musical term that is similar to a sforzando. Signals to get loud and then soft quickly with sudden accent and attack.

Ross: hi mr schwartzando!
Randall: what's up man?
Ross: getting loud then soft quickly! Super force!

by Shsmixer98 November 17, 2013

Schwartzmas

The time of the year that may or may not coincide with christmas. But instead of boring gifts you give the gift of actor Jason Schwartzman's movies.

Person A: happy Schwartzmas! i got you a collection of Wes Anderson films!
Person B: MERRY SCHWARTZMAS TO ALL!

by icandefinestuffsotakethat December 4, 2011