Schmidget

(n); A midget, usually with a snarling and angry temper, sometimes refers to goblins as well; Someone who is hated by all becuase they are mormon

Wink was attacked by a schmidget after he refused to give it some candy; Flint is a schimdget

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

Schmigeiggi

the sound that results when a pair of hairy, sweaty, droopy, old person balls slap against eachother.

"my cousin wanted to DJ at the nursing home dance, but the schmigeiggi would have drown the music out anyway."

by laurenxhateyou December 13, 2008

Shemidget

A female midget

That shemidget mom on Little People on TLC.

by shemidgetinator March 15, 2010

Schmedge

The act of smoking weed. Used in public situations due to the unknown definition for it.

Jimmy: Yo, do you want to schmedge?
Eddie: Let's light up!

by jimmymk12 September 3, 2016

schauinger

A really rude comment such as "you such a schauinger" pronounced show-ing-we this word means "sl*t

Your such a Schauinger

by Online.net March 23, 2018

shamidrees

The man with beautiful eyes

Hritik ka twin shamidrees

by MoeMandozai November 23, 2021

schAmingle

To be satisfactorily single

I may be separated but I’m schAmingle about it

by SCARYGHOST June 5, 2022