scallop

can be inserted for nearly any exclamation, and also used as a verb to describe violence or domination. in fact, can be used as a noun when no other word will suffice.

Oh scallops! Did you see that scallop? That punter just got scalloped!

by ScallopKing October 18, 2008

scalloped

if you rub your hand over your tire and it's not round. there is almost like a wave around the tire

I find that certain brands of tires are more prone to "scallop-ing" than others.

by JPSmack May 24, 2005

Land Scallops

Pig Testicles

Are you coming to the BBQ? Jim Bob is making Land Scallops!

by Baron Von Uterati February 2, 2018

Scalloped

So drunk that you forget where you are but not to the point of passing out.

I didn't plan on pissing on grandpa but I was scalloped!

by ArualAigroegEdaj April 8, 2011

Scallop

Instead of using random, which has been completely overused by annoying teenagers and social imbeciles, scallop is a useful substitute - purely because it is a completely random word. Now that's sticking it to them!

Dave - "Hey dude, how bizarre is this, I went to see a gynecologist and I saw Louise from school."

Richard - "That's totally scallop. You don't even have a snatch."

by Grouchokirst March 19, 2009

Scallops

The type of seafood that Samantha burns like.

SAMANTHA! YOU'RE BURNING LIKE THE SCALLOPS!

by Rowdy_801 January 11, 2009

Shallot

Shallot is an original character appearing in Dragon Ball Legends, the main character in the story.

Person 1: "I just got Shallot to Super Saiyan 2!"
Person 2: "Good for you, I already have him at Super Saiyan God"
Person 1: "Show-off"

by DeathBringer173 August 25, 2020