Santana

The most perfect girlfriend you could ever find. Great smile. 10/10. Never let her go because you're definitely going to regret it later in life.

1st girl: Damn is that a Santana with my ex?
2nd girl: Shit, you just lost the ex game.
1st girl: *Starts crying*

by Bluebro11 July 28, 2016

Santana

The best guy you’ll ever meet. He’s caring and super funny with the ability to make any day better. People call him all the time just to calm down. Super hot with a body as amazing as his personality. With perfect brown eyes and the best lips imaginable, you’ll want to kiss him for hours on end just to be near him. Santana’s are one of the most special things in life so if you find one, you better keep him.

Girl 1: Damn, see that Santana over there?
Girl 2: Back off he’s all mine

by kaybae19 July 14, 2018

straight satans

a biker gang back in the 60s...i do believe that they've died out if not they're growing weaker...they did some work with charles manson and his people too

dude, the straight satans were badasses

by dashiz-net71 March 29, 2008

SANTANA

A TOTALLY AWESOME LATIN ROCK BAND, LED BY THE GUITARIST OF THE SAME NAME.

There's only one Santana, his first name is Carlos - and he plays the meanest guitar in the world !!

by .l April 28, 2014

Santana

Meaning holy or a saint like follower of Christianity

Santana is a follower of Christ

by Real95 December 21, 2016

satans lettuce

Marijuana/Weed

"Satan

"Dont smoke Satans Lettuce"

"Dude I got so stoned on some pretty dank Satan's lettuce last night"

by A. Lmao June 18, 2014

Satans Semen

(noun)
What Nepalese girls eat for dinner - nearly always made by her mum.

Generally known for its extreme spiciness and heat.

Has been known to cause implosions of the female anatomy and wild swearing.

Priya: "MY MUM JUST MADE SATANS SEMEN FOR DINNER ITS SPICY AS FUCK IM IMPLODING"

by HelpIDKWhoIAm May 28, 2015