Purell Hand Sanitizer

You probably use this shit too much. You can never find some when you need some and one of your teachers will always have an almost empty bottle of it on their desk but they will never run out somehow.

"Hey man, it's flu season make sure you wash your hands."
"Nah dude it's cool I got some Purell Hand Sanitizer on me."
"Shit can I get some?"

by hendooshie January 31, 2018

Hand Sanitizer

Much like Bigfoot, Unicorns and Mermaids, hand sanitizer is a magical and mythical life saving personal disinfectant that is widely spoken of, but no one has ever seen.

Hey bro, did you get any hand sanitizer? Have not seen it anywhere. Don't even think it exists anymore.

by Max Suba March 25, 2020

Sanitizer pussy

When you feel the bugs inside your vagina developing corona virus so you douche your poon out with hand sanitizer and it burns so good.

I got a sanitizer pussy now that I smoke meth and made friends with the bugs.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020

Hand Sanitizer

Popular delicacy. Also helps to clean the sins off your hands so you can look presentable and normal to the humans

Bill: Hey can I get some hand sanitizer?

Sam: Yes, I'm feeling thirsty of myself

Bill: what?

Sam: Ban op the teat

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022

mind sanitiser

Vodka, or gin, or any high-strength alcohol-based product when taken for the purpose of cleansing the mind of horrible thoughts and images

Have you seen that toilet? Good grief, I need some mind sanitiser

by Todderz February 20, 2021

Sanitized

To get hammered off germ killing anti-bacterial hand sanitizer.

J: Dude last night I drank three quarts of germ-x. I was so sanitized.

C: Holy shit bro, you better slow down or you'll be hospitalized!

by PatBen22 September 30, 2012

hanatizer

pronounced hana-tie-zer
another way to say "hand sanitizer"

yo pass me the hanatizer
sorry man but we used it all last night

by Naomis October 18, 2008