7 definitions by JAM IN THE TOE
When you shove your anus inside the jacuzi jet and you start to slowly fill up with water and your blood fills with the chemicals and bloat and cum into death.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 23, 2020
A whore that accuses you of having hair extensions then attempts to pull them out while also being a lying whore that is fucking wit yo man.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 23, 2020
When a girl has a massive yeast infection and has the ability to queef and blow bread bubbles with her gangrenous lips.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 23, 2020
When you want your vagina to be as clean as a sparkling bathroom so you beer chugged a whole thing of bleach inside your womb and you start making sea foam come out of all your holes and you convulse down the stairs and crunch against the wall and fucking die.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 23, 2020
When the aliens from your past life come to your window and kidnap you, bringing your vulnerable body deep into space to resize your holes and connect your ass to your womb so you can't use anal as an escape route from mother hood you fucking whore Amanda.
I just got back from an alien abduction ass ripping and am now showing octo mom hows it's damn done.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 23, 2020
When you feel the bugs inside your vagina developing corona virus so you douche your poon out with hand sanitizer and it burns so good.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 23, 2020
When you roll joints using envelopes and seal it together licking the glue. THen get fucking twacked from the glue and bleach and start hitting your forehead against a nail to get the cock roaches out from behind your skull.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 23, 2020