Salois

Salois is a robotic mercenary/cowboy/astronaut/race car that consumes heavy amounts of bison meat and tungsten. These are usually found in NW areas of the United States. They come in two sizes, great and greater. Not to be confused with the sun and/or a great burning star.

Human1: "Oh my fucking god, did you see that Salois demoralizing that homeless man on the corner?"
Human2: "No, my eyes exploded out of my face as soon as I made eye contact..."
Human1: "Do you smell Bison?"

by Codthew February 17, 2009

Saoni

The name essentially means drizzle or rain in Bengali.
Saoni is usually an intellectual, cheerful and artistic girl.

Did you know she score an A+ in both Maths and Design?
She is such a Saoni!

by anonymous October 30, 2020

Salmonite

Any man who hates his own gender and believes that women, or anything female or feminine in nature is superior to men, or anything masculine or male. They think men are virtually worthless, abnormal weirdos with no character. They may go to somewhat extreme measures by threatening men who dare say anything contrary to their beliefs.

Kevin believes that women are perfect and can do no wrong. When another man in his ward got in an argument with a young woman and called her on her wrong doing and rude behavior, he got very angry and sent the young man to his office. Mr. Salmon proceeded to threaten to rip out the young man's throat if he didn't stop and even called the police. He banished the young man from the ward after berating him, and never wanted to see him again. That ward is infected with a salmonite bishop.

by BHart October 19, 2008

SALOBI

Stolen Arab Land Occupied By Israel

Have you heard the latest about the Jizim living in SALOBI?

by Shlomo Hussein January 19, 2009

Hair salonist

Someone that does hair

The hair salonist did an amazing job on my hair

by ConnieBiscuits February 7, 2021

Salon anxiety

the feeling one gets whilst realising during a haircut that the hairdresser is taking just a little too much off. Results in excess sweating and the desire to tell the hairdresser, but being too polite to do so.

"I was sitting at the salon and that hairdresser with the moustache just kept cutting.I was freakin' out she was giving me such bad salon anxiety"

by jokepoacher August 29, 2009

Salmoning

The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.

Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.

by Stephen "Salmon" Jones January 15, 2014