Salaried Whore

A professional prostitute who is not paid per trick, but annually.

This is a term, or phrase, invented by the undersigned as a rejoinder to a poet who said (and many other writers agree) that "cellar door" is the most poetic phrase in English. I alleged, in response, that "salaried whore" would do just as well, and is a more stimulating term.

Millie was a salaried whore in Soho.

by Pierre de la Ramee February 17, 2010

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Salami tie

The simultaneous ejaculation of two penises into two distinct orifices of the same female. During this specific sexual encounter, both men are striving to ejaculate first; however, they do so in unison, creating the salami tie.

"I can't believe that Bruce and Jimmy finished in me at the same time. I totally thought that Bruce would cum first, but suddenly I was being filled from two ends at the same time. It was a classic salami tie."

by Viva La BAM November 1, 2014

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Twat Salami

Originally used to describe a man so desperate for sex that he would use all his vacation time and travel across the Atlantic ocean to pursue a girl he met once, this phrase is now used interjectionally as a placeholder (often denoting indifference) due to the beautifully melodic sound it makes coming off your tongue.

He actually cried when it was time for his flight back home, and he finally realized he wasn't getting any ass. Oh, well. Twat salami.

by CobraKaiSensei August 15, 2011

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