salami lid

it ain't gon fit

"the salami lid ain't gon fit (gon fit)"

by kyoz' August 23, 2020

Salata Juice

The X factor possessed by a very finite number of individuals.

She said she wasn't going to hook up with anyone, but she just couldn't resist his advances once he turned the Salata Juice on.

by XxCharisma January 16, 2013

spoken salami

Very old and moldy salami

Person 1: Want some salami?
Person 2: Hell no, look at all the mold, that is spoken salami.

by 10yroldwithabadmic March 13, 2021

shuu sakamaki

A lazy, Hawt, music loving vampire. He skips classes and is always in the music room

"OH MY GOSH! IT'S SHUU SAKAMAKI!!"

"He's hawt, I would definitely let him drink my blood"

"Same!"

"I want to listen to music with him in the music room!"

by Angel Santos May 15, 2016

Manhandle the Salami

N. To masturbate or the act of receiving a hand job.

"All girls want to do is manhandle the salami, whatever happened to giving up some neck."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Slippery Salamander

When your have sex with your wife/girlfriend in the shower you push her up against the wall and lift one leg up and insert your penis as fast as possible and watch her climb the wall

Guy 1: Dude last night and Martha had sex last night.

Guy 2: Bro that’s nothing compared to the slippery salamander I pulled on Cathrine.

by Bendove123457654321 January 9, 2020

Salami Smack

To take your schwanson and smack it across the face of a hot girl. Can be performed on any girl, who is a 6 or higher. Don't waste good deli meat on ugly girls.

Gina was lookin fine today! I'd totally salami smack her!

by Company Man aka Hero January 28, 2012