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One who avenges a comrade whose smegma has been stolen. When your friend has had his smegma stolen, you must re-obtain it and return it to him promptly.
by Poopshoemagoo June 1, 2019
Get the Smegmavenger mug.The act of turning your forsekin inside out and twisting your penis several times to then unleash it spraying smegma in a swift-like fashion. This is usually done in the center of a group of people at a party or classroom.
Guy 1: "Hey! Did you see what I did at the party last night?"
Guy 2: "No, what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I managed to pull off the most epic smegmachine gun of all time!"
Guy 2: "Dude, no way!"
Guy 1: "Yeah! I even managed to hit my Grandpa who was fast asleep on the couch!"
Guy 2: "No, what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I managed to pull off the most epic smegmachine gun of all time!"
Guy 2: "Dude, no way!"
Guy 1: "Yeah! I even managed to hit my Grandpa who was fast asleep on the couch!"
by Grandpa Bob January 16, 2014
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Its usage in this definition originated amongst the youth in the more affluent suburbs of South-West London, who had influence from the more urban neighbouring north-western and south-eastern suburbs of London whilst retaining a posh-like standard.
Its usage in this definition originated amongst the youth in the more affluent suburbs of South-West London, who had influence from the more urban neighbouring north-western and south-eastern suburbs of London whilst retaining a posh-like standard.
A: Where is Swagmaster going now?
B: I'm going to dat house party on t'High Street, innit?
A: Does Swagmaster need to know the bus times?
B: Nah, bruv, d'as on my iPhone, like.
A: Safe, can Swagmaster wait two minutes?
B: Arrgh, man, d'as bare long, doe!
B: I'm going to dat house party on t'High Street, innit?
A: Does Swagmaster need to know the bus times?
B: Nah, bruv, d'as on my iPhone, like.
A: Safe, can Swagmaster wait two minutes?
B: Arrgh, man, d'as bare long, doe!
by Trouvemonde August 21, 2014
Get the Swagmaster mug.The name Stegman derives from the German word 'steg' meaning 'footpath'. Stegmans are travelers who never give up. They seek paths in places where supposedly no path exists. You can trust a Stegman to get you through just about anything.
Stegmans are the best!
by islandchick February 5, 2010
Get the Stegman mug.The food particules, skin flakes, and dust that accumulates in the crevices between your keys on your keyboard and rots. Later, you can collect your keyboard smegma and use for sprinklings on cupcakes that will be given to your worst enemy.
Jim: I hate Rob so much. I need to repay him for the misdeeds he's done.
Larry: Hey, I got an idea?
Jim: What?
Larry: Let's bake up some cupcakes, top them off with keyboard smegma, and give 'em to him. He'll enjoy the rich, dense texture of the cake and crunch away on the bits of smegma. Stupid bastard!
Jim: Good idea Larry! That'll teach that SOB.
Larry: Hey, I got an idea?
Jim: What?
Larry: Let's bake up some cupcakes, top them off with keyboard smegma, and give 'em to him. He'll enjoy the rich, dense texture of the cake and crunch away on the bits of smegma. Stupid bastard!
Jim: Good idea Larry! That'll teach that SOB.
by McPhatty May 18, 2006
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