Ryzolette

Someone who forces children to molest each other.

Did you hear about the Boy Scout leader? It turned out he was a Ryzolette.

by khagdar April 21, 2008

The Dirty Rudolph

That act of licking a girl's asshole (missionary) while she is menstruating.

The Dirty Rudolph

"She told me she couldn't have sex because she was on her rag, but I still went down on her Dirty Rudolph style..."

by Comeback_Kid March 11, 2009

rudolph giuliani

Rudolph Giuliani, born May 28, 1944, is most widely known for being the mayor of New York City during the terrorist attacks of Sept 11, 2001. During his mayoralty, Giuliani also succeeded in drastically reducing violent crime in the city.

Rudy is officially running for the presidency of US, but it seems that the office he really wants is that of dictator. As reported in the New York Times, he said that people should give up their liberty and yield to government authority: "Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do."

"Rudolph Giuliani for Dictator 2008" -- fake campaign sign.

by Spar Xi November 6, 2007

rudolfer

A texting professional. The power thumbs of a "Rudolfer" could save babies and kill Chuck Norris if properly applied.

Joe: Tap TAP tap TAP taptap.
John: Who are you texting?
Joe: Oh, im not texting im rewriting "The Great Gatsby" on my sidekick. And... done.
John: Dude, your such a Rudolfer.

by SoMe BoDY October 13, 2007

Chocolate Rudolph

The act of giving or receiving a blow job from the back while you are bent over at a 90 degree angle. The person giving the Chocolate Rudolph will then have a brown nose from touching your stink hole.

Betty denied sucking Pete off from the back but she couldn't hide the fact that she had a chocolate Rudolph nose.

by K0n Artist April 13, 2014

Riding Rudolph

A condition that occurs around Christmas time when a girl has neglected to groom her nether regions and starts her menstrual cycle while wearing a sexy holiday outfit.

What's wrong with Alice? She's upset because she was caught riding Rudolph.

by Jaime` D December 5, 2014

frosty rudolph

During the holiday season, while wearing red lipstick, a woman procedes to give a man a blowjob. Once he climaxes, while keeping the load in her mouth, she rubs the lipstick all over the head of the penis. Then she drizzles the semen over the red colored glans from her mouth thus creating something similar to a red nosed reindeer with frost on his nose.

"That hooker down the street offered to give me a 'frosty Rudolph' for 10 bucks"

by IronCoffee March 14, 2016