Kyle rittenhouse

Getting attacked by a crowd of people then fighting back

Dominic: I heard you got jumped
John: I pulled a Kyle rittenhouse and got away

by anonymous November 26, 2022

John Ritter

a cool white guy

One of my best friends is a John Ritter.

by C March 27, 2004

dallas ritter

A friend who moves away to college

Hey man even though my wife just passed away your a real Dallas ritter

by Bible thumper 6.66 October 14, 2018

Rittenhouse Jihad

AKA Y’all Qaeda
A group of right wing extremist terrorists who blindly support Donald Trump and Kyle Rittenhouse, the latter whom is their very own Osama Bin Laden.’

The Rittenhouse Jihad hate America and everything it stands for.

by Patriotic Leftie April 7, 2021

John Ritter

a guy whose scrotum spilled out of his boxers on an episode of "THRee's company."

I am dead serious

by therealdeal October 17, 2003

Rittenhouse Tears

Fake tears meant to evoke sympathy for the unsympathetic, often in a courtroom setting.

Kim Potter's Rittenhouse Tears fooled no one, and she was convicted of all charges

by DavidMacLuna December 23, 2021

rittenhoused

ripped off or severly overcharged for something; bought something on ebay with a wire transfer, or gave bank account number to Nigerian dictator. Similar in menaing to the term "Munsoned", from the movie Kingpin

"That eBay deal with no Pay Pal allowed really was too good to be true. I never received anything. I really got rittenhoused on that one"

by Ptacek December 14, 2008