Ritter

1) A Knight usually placed to defend castles and/or Kings and queens

2)A member of the lowest order of nobility in Germany and Austria.

1) "Guards, call the ritters to defend the castle."

by TheMysteryOfRitter July 19, 2009

Byron Risner

Excellent

Byron Risner *taking a test he scans over the classroom, nods his head* excellent. He also loves duke and ping pong.

by The Warrior42 December 9, 2008

Risperidone

A drug which does stuff to your brain no doctor wants to talk about. It probably causes irreversible structural changes. In addition it makes you tired and unsafe in a car. It makes it hurt to jerk off and makes alot of skinny people fat. It makes you want to just sit around and be tired and fat. If you have a doctor making you take it move to another city and don't give your adress out. They were giving this stuff to me when I was twelve and I gave some to the dog. The dog was a zombie and couldn't even walk across a room. They said I poisoned it which would make it bad for any life form ostensibly.

I used to enjoy going out, now I just sit inside sleeping and eating pizza because I'm on risperidone.

by [e-mail] September 2, 2007

tyson ritter

the tall/skinny lead singer
of the all american rejects
who is usually drunk
with possibly the most
beautiful blue eyes ever.

person1: did you meet the all american rejects after there show
person2: yeah tyson ritter was trashed

by kriistiin July 30, 2008

The Surpriser Riser

noun, The term used to represent the event any man, including myself, despises: Getting an erection in public, usually when in an open area and/or near many other people. The victim generally walks like an old guy, seems to be weilding a very large gerbil in their pants, or simply tries to think of gory, morbid, discusting, non-arousing things to get rid of The Surpriser Riser. Usually, when the man may be ok with having an erection later, as he is alone, he will not get one. Until he goes out in public again.

"Oh, fuck! Not The Surpriser Riser again!"

by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006

ritterbushing

1. Consistently shamming out of any and all work no matter how busy your coworkers are.

2. Constantly bothering your coworkers no matter how much they tell you that they don't want to talk to you.

3. Whining, blaming things on coworkers, and brown-nosing constantly in order to more successfully avoid work in the future.

That new guy Ben is already ritterbushing it up.

by That Will Kid January 22, 2009

early riser

Someone that get up early in the morning is an early riser. Most folks like to sleep in 'til about 7:30am but your early riser will be up at the crack of dawn.

Dave is an early riser, he get up at 6 o'clock every morning.
5am well done.

by Poppy and Leon October 6, 2006