Retrobation

When you masturbate at your childhood home after having moved out and are back for a visit.

"I retrobated with headphones so my parents couldn't hear my milf porn."

"Retrobation was the only thing that got me through my family's Christmas party"

by The Retrobator May 2, 2013

retrobate

A rebel who refuses to move into the ever increasing gang culture

John: Why's has not became a chav.
Jim: He's a retrobate

by Toothpaste salad June 22, 2009

Retrobate

A rogue from the good old days. A philanderer past his prime.

G was a notorious womaniser, a shocking reprobate, but in his twilight years he could only rise to the level of retrobate, dreaming of conquests, but not actually conquering them.

by xanjo cole September 2, 2018

Ko remoob

Mɥǝu ɐ qɐqʎ qooɯǝɹ sɐʎs soɯǝ pnɯq sɥᴉʇ ɐup ʎon ɔɐu,ʇ ǝʌǝu qǝƃᴉu ʇo ǝxdlɐᴉu ʍɥʎ ɥǝ,s ʍɹouƃ qǝɔɐnsǝ ʇɥɐʇ ʍonlp qǝ pǝɔousʇɹnɔʇᴉuƃ pǝɔɐpǝs oɟ ɯᴉsᴉuɟoɹɯɐʇᴉou ɐup ᴉƃuoɹɐuɔǝ so ʎon ɾnsʇ qɹnsɥ ᴉʇ oɟɟ ɐup sɐʎ oʞɐʎ˙
qooɯǝɹ: ʞᴉps uoʍɐpɐʎs ɐɹǝ so ɐllǝɹƃᴉɔ qɐɔʞ ᴉu ɯʎ pɐʎ ʍǝ ɾnsʇ ɐʇǝ qǝǝs ɐup ʍᴉdǝp onɹ ɐssǝs ʍᴉʇɥ doᴉsou ᴉʌʎ˙

Nou-qooɯǝɹ: Oʞ qooɯǝɹ

The text is backwards and the description is upside down

Me: ko remoob

by What the fuck did you just fuc January 11, 2020

Retrobate

When you want to masturbate but you are so lazy that you masturbate yesterday Instead.

Lucy asked me if I had masturbated in anticipation of our potential fornication. I informed her that I had intended to but just retrobated instead. It’s quicker to remember than to hastily tug your member.

by Gyorni Vatueil July 29, 2018

retroblivious

Being unaware that ones fashion sense is out of style. A harsh word for someone who is retroblivious is a retro retard.

"That dude is still wearing Levi jeans? I guess he's retroblivious.

by AbnormalBoy April 17, 2004

Retrobate

When you doing something bad, but old enough to be doing it old school

You bunch of retrobates, when out with old people doing wrong who should know better.

by Soprano240 March 24, 2017