17 definitions by Toothpaste salad
A phrase used to hide your utter disappointment and anger when you nearly have a perfect run of something but then at the last moment you fail.
Guy 1:
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.
Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.
Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!
by Toothpaste salad February 28, 2009
by Toothpaste salad June 22, 2009
by Toothpaste salad January 22, 2009
A female teacher or who is obsessed with a student that is at least 30 years younger than them or has a child the same age however does not hide their crush.
Symptoms include mentioning the student constantly and disliking anyone else in the class who is not the favoured student.
The term can also be applied to a worker/boss situation.
Coincidently, a Malkaniser is a 3-part whiskey 2-part apple juice and lemonade cocktail to be drunk with a Twix as a test of manliness.
Symptoms include mentioning the student constantly and disliking anyone else in the class who is not the favoured student.
The term can also be applied to a worker/boss situation.
Coincidently, a Malkaniser is a 3-part whiskey 2-part apple juice and lemonade cocktail to be drunk with a Twix as a test of manliness.
Guy 1: John's teacher totally has a crush on him, she keeps mentioning him and utterly loves him, it’s gone beyond teacher's pet!
Guy 2: Dude she's a Malkaniser!
or
Guy 3: Malkanisers totally make me sick, I'm never drinking that again.
Guy 2: Dude she's a Malkaniser!
or
Guy 3: Malkanisers totally make me sick, I'm never drinking that again.
by Toothpaste salad December 20, 2008
The chemistry related jargon for a triple bond, most commonly a carbon to carbon triple bond.
Macho bonds are characterised by their extreme strength, curled moustaches and ability to kick ass against almost any other chemistry related jargon.
Macho bonds are characterised by their extreme strength, curled moustaches and ability to kick ass against almost any other chemistry related jargon.
E.g.
SciGuy: C=C has a pretty high boiling point but C≡C would kick it's ass any day, it's so Macho.
Class Orgasm: Macho Bond !!!
SciGuy: C=C has a pretty high boiling point but C≡C would kick it's ass any day, it's so Macho.
Class Orgasm: Macho Bond !!!
by Toothpaste salad January 21, 2009
Similar to a leap of faith. A person uses a word when having heard it used once or being unsure of the actual meaning.
Can be very embarrassing when someone else points out the actual meaning of the word.
Can be very embarrassing when someone else points out the actual meaning of the word.
Guy1: Did you hear? Bob's got a walk in closet.
Guy2: I wish i had a walk in closet
Everyone: lol
Guy1: Her name's Sally. Nice quote of faith there gay.
Guy2: I wish i had a walk in closet
Everyone: lol
Guy1: Her name's Sally. Nice quote of faith there gay.
by Toothpaste salad June 22, 2009
the term to describe the mass writing of new words to urban dictionary in one sitting until it starts to become really boring (however funny) and reminds you of when you were really ill.
After writing >10 new words ewan felt he was skitionary and decided to quit for the night, after realising it was only about 10-15 new words he felt like an amateur and hung his head in shame.
by Toothpaste salad January 22, 2009