Stalker Report

When you send an text message to a persons mobile phone, your phone lets you know that the other person has recieved the text by stalker report or Delivery report

I know Sammie got my text I got a stalker report back but she/he isnt texting me back!

by dryfoot August 11, 2008

Slatus Report

A detailed report of what happens on yo block.
Your slatties might also distribute a Slatus Report.

Lamar: Yo Dimitrios just issued a Slatus Report.
Jaquanatavious: Somebody just spun the block?
Lamar: No cap, J-dawg, now we gotta pull up at the after-party function( Don Toliver hit-single) with our unregistered firearms.

by ObamasthrobbingHIV August 6, 2021

snap report

A report filled out by office staff upon returning from the snap trap. Details physical and sensual characteristics of the excretions.

I just went and snapped one.
Have you filled out a report yet?
It will be on your desk after lunch.

by Cwips February 5, 2004

scouting report

When a friend who is already at a bar, party, event, etc., calls or texts other friends to let them know if it's good/worth coming to. From the same term used in sports for other teams, prospects and the like.

P1: Is John's party tonight going to be any good?
P2: I don't know, I have to go cause I promised him I'd be there.
P3: Alright, send me a scouting report when you get there.

by m055 October 18, 2009

Anthony Friedli snitches on Saad for a police report for gay thugs

When you snitch on Saad Ahmdedly for no apperent reason plus due to the face he didn't actually file a hesitant police report plus in due nature it was also you guys you hispanic spic

Anthony Friedli snitches on Saad for a police report for gay thugs
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cops: ok we'll disregard anything that moron anthony friedli has to say why not rape his mouth shut like mexico did with saad ahmdedly

by Gangster Disciples 102 January 22, 2022

Algorithm self report

When someone’s suggested videos self report on you what type of videos they’ve been previously watching.

This Anti Vax video was on your For You page? Algorithm self report my dude.

by FrickDaPoPo October 3, 2021

Self Report

The best way to frame others, the reportee always has more trust than the one being framed, but go easy on the attacks because it may make you sus. Always act calm when attacked for self-reporting.

Cyan: I saw red kill!
Red: No you're framing me!
Blue: sub to my yt.
Lime: IDC
Black: self report!!!

by AWWWW MAN October 23, 2020