system requirements

That thing you do not meet when calling a technical support hotline.

-Sorry sir, but you do not meet the system requirements and therefore do not qualify for support.
-Thanks for nothing asshole

system requirements by James Legroove February 6, 2004

System Requirements

The requirements you need (RAM, hard drive space) to run a certain program. In most cases, they are not met.

System Requirements: Ten Squillion Megabytes of RAM.

System Requirements by Rohan February 1, 2004

system requirements

1. System specs required to run a program or install a piece of hardware on your computer.
2. Way to make you buy new computers.

System requirements.... 500$ and a trip to Staples/Business Depot...

system requirements by Tim February 8, 2004

Retiremental 

Relating to the retired world and the impact of retired things, being old, or old minded behavior, on the person or others.

Person 1: "My Grandmother is thinking about getting a Town & Country car."
Person 2: "Oh, how retiremental of her."
Person 1: "-__-"
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Person 1: "My Grandfather made my brother wash his clothes on a washboard today."
Person 2: "*Laughs* He's only 13, why is he being forced to be retiremental?"

Retiremental by SeanHarbin August 7, 2012

Retirement Home 

A place where old people go to die.

The food is generally of very poor quality, and most of their time there is spent sitting around in chair, asking themselves:

"Why do they never come to visit me"

While at the same time staring into the eternal abyss, realising that they are at the end of their life.

"We sent Grandma off to a retirement home after Grandpa died."

Retirement Home by GDPYT November 28, 2018

Retirement Lord 

An Argentine professional football player. He missed a penalty in Copa America 2016 Final against Chile. After that, he cried like a baby and retired from Argentina National Football Team. But he came back to play against Uruguay in World Cup Qualifiers on 2nd September 2016. He made a fake retirement.

Daniel, "Hey, Leo. Why do you come back? I remember that you had retired yesterday. You just like the retirement lord."

Retirement Lord by I hate Messi December 23, 2020

refirement 

the unfortunate situation when a boss or leader gives you the ultimatum of retiring or being fired.

Jim was forced into refirement when his leader, Dave, pulled him into a meeting room and told him he needs to retire or he will be fired.

refirement by theinnovator December 4, 2012