Renton

Town immediately south of Seattle Washington. Inhabited primarily by obese teen mothers donning Nike Warehouse sweatsuits and extraordinary camel toes. Major industries include SE Asian-owned cigar/paraphernalia/mini-motorbike shoppes, mail-order brides, dentures and bathtub crank. Popular cultural pastimes include tubing in coliforms, QVC, dogfighting and Montel.

"Sure, she's a balding swamp donkey, but she's also Ms. Teen Renton! 'nother Jager?"

by GDP September 2, 2005

Renton

Renton is a suburban city in the state of Washington. it is about 10 miles south of Seattle and is within King County. Home to some of the biggest and well known companies such as Kenworth and Boeing. Its ideal location heightens its popularity as it is in between Seattle and Tacoma; the two major cities of Washington. It is on the southern tip of Lake Washington and is home to the Seattle Seahawks training facility right along the the lake. Famous rock legend Jimi Hendrix once resided in Renton, and has a memorial in the Greenwood cemetery. It's a very reputable city and not as ghetto as other areas surrounding the area... (Fairwood,Kent,Auburn) Renton is stretched through its downtown area to the southwest, the highlands in the east/center and follows Lake Washington from Gene Coulon park on the west, all the way north to the beautiful Kennydale area overlooking the lake. It is often referred as "the RNT" or "the 425" as 425 is the area code for the city. Anyone in the metropolitan area knows Renton and respects it not only for it being an economical powerhouse but for its beauty, its history, its easy going appeal and it being an all around solid town.

-Tom "Where you from, breh?"
-Dave "oh, im from the RNT"
-Tom "oh Renton? that's whats up, my Aunt lives up there"
-Dave "yim..."

by PoppinPapaverz March 3, 2011

Retond

Retard, started as a miss-spelling by the AssaultCube gamer kingCHUBBY but lead to widespread use of the word

You retond!

by charliespwnsor August 17, 2011

Reston

Bitch ass town in Virginia, but with a kinda cool guy named Parag. Don't go there after dark though, its like the bad seed of Compton and Harlem.

"Hey man you goin to Reston this weekend?"
"Nah bitch Parag be there with the Troubs on saturday"
"Aww shit the Troubs be out there? You know they shady"

by HellaNorCal501 December 2, 2014

ana carolina reston

a brazilian supermodel who died from anorexia.

ana carolina reston was said to have been living on a diet of apples and tomatoes prior to her death.

by Angelacia August 5, 2008

Mary Lou Retton

In celebration of both perfect technique and perfect dismount, the term used to describe a bowel movement that required no wiping and left no evidence in the toilet.

I couldn't believe that I had to drop a deuce at that party! Thank goodness Mary Lou Retton showed up, and left not a trace of evidence.

by SmoovJC February 20, 2010

Renton

A person (male/female or non-gender specific) who lurks around public bathrooms with the view to seek personal excitement from users of those bathroom facilities.

Look at that creep hanging around the bathroom door, what a renton!

by Mr Unreal June 9, 2022