Reading

The act of defiling one's eyes to malicous, or mind-boggoling content.

Did you see how red John's eyes were? He must have been reading.

by Jeff Conte July 17, 2008

a read

street slang for a account of whats going on.

"I need a read on how much money we made tonight"

by inkless pen December 28, 2016

Reading

Staring at a dead tree with ink on it for hours and hallucinating.

He was reading a picture book, because without pictures he couldn't understand it.

by imdatrashman June 22, 2021

Reading

"Like a slow version of T.V"
~ Neil, The Inbetweeners

Simon: What you doing?
Neil:" I'm reading, I don't know why anyone bothers with this s**t, its like a slow version of T.V"

by Aussie24680 January 27, 2012

reade

You are a reade if you are kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic.

Wow he’s clearly a reade! He’s suave.

by FRIENDS IS LIFEEE September 30, 2017

readed

the past tense of 'read'

i just readed a book and it was unbad

by Fatty McButterpants November 16, 2007

Reading

A lifeless suburban upper-middle class town 10 minutes outside of Boston full of snobby parents and teenage stoners everywhere who drive around and listen to dave matthews all day. Weekends are full of random houses and woods to booze in for fun and lots of cops who have nothing better to do but catch you.

"yo, i'm from reading, lets go on a blunt cruise and hit up jordans furniture for ice cream after, sound chill?"

by readingsGay March 22, 2007